Looking for some straight white little people like myself to be a tour band for my upcoming 3 shows.
Need a drumer and guitarest and base player.
Will be paid at the end of the 3 shows.
Practice will be held from 4am to 12 pm.
I am a musikul jeanus.
In person tryouts only.
My mom can pick you up for practice looking for people that will play my out of tune crap music ,,,need to be out of tune no timing and be able to fart in the mic .
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i will be beating the crap out of my ringo star drum sett from the ice age .
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my geto skills and nauseating crap sounds will be the armed -n- dangerous holy grail of no talent looneytoones .
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so hit me up every one has tryed out for my band but none of you were good enough .
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so keep trying .
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as my crap music is dying,,,but im a drumber from hell i can beat a skin right off the snare and i can take my shriveled leg and do tripiles with it ,,and if you bring me a booster set i can see over the drums to give you the sence of being part of a little band ,,,,,,but with big sounds
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like boom bbooom bang bom ,,,dit dit dit dooly didel rat tat tate rack rack slap noise you all know so well ,,from my 900 other bands call armed and Dillinger .
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woooooooow what a jam we will have if you can tune to idiotsey tuning and slow down and up as i do with my drumimg .
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timing is every thing so have none you will fit in fine ,,,dont ask question ,,just play what i want !!!!!thank you .
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oooooooo and i will not play in any band that will not play my music ,,,,i will only play my 17 songs that all sound the same and you must be able to tune to some where close to the almost tuned guitar banjo sitar bucket bowl sound maker .
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and i will do a two day drum solo and whenm that is done you might get to play a song or your choice ,,if it is one of mine only !!!!!!!!!!!!
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