Need bassist & drummer for something new (Peninsula)

Experienced guitarist-singer looking to do originals, not terribly interested in covers, though could be plied with booze or threats of violence.
Not looking to become a rock star and play bars to impress anybody.
Could realistically jam once a week, maybe more if we're gelling and songs are coming out fast and furious.
If we're hopeless then screw it: we'll do covers for your cat, the basement walls, our wives and nursing home residents, what do you say?